[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “Your bag jokes”
Bottom Text: “are not funny”]
If I ask if you need a bag, please do not effing tell me “No, I have one at home!” or “No, already got one. She’s in the car.”
a) You’re approximately the 193289548th person to tell this joke. You are not clever or inventive.
b) I do not think calling your wife a bag is amusing. In fact I find it pretty damn offensive, unless she’s standing right there beside you and is obviously okay with the joke.
c) I will not laugh. In fact, I will put on the most bored, blank expression I can until your laughter at your own hilarity has faded into awkward mumbles and fidgeting.
Seriously, just don’t make the joke at all and we’ll all be happier for it, okay?
I am so sick of this.
Also don’t come up to my register and tell me I look lonely
or ask if I was waiting just for you
or tell me that I look like I need work
Guess what asshole, I work at WalMart as a cashier
I’m not waiting just for you
your jokes aren’t funny. They never were.
I’m so fucking tired of people doing this. YOU HAVE TO WALK OUT THE DOOR ANYWAY. The carts go RIGHT FUCKING THERE.
This adorable girl is up for adoption along with her two sisters at the MSPCA in Boston! Their owner moved to Australia and now she is looking for a new home.
Submitted by canoodletheood
I can’t stop fantasizing about feeling him between all of my new rolls when I get even fatter…so much so that I find myself getting wet as I eat, knowing that every bite adds a little more to me.
I think dark green was a good choice for this one. xD
Ugh. Now that I’ve seen it posted, I’m suddenly hungry…
“You’re too full, and you’re begging me to be inside you, now? Well, if you have room for my cock, you have room for a few more bites.”
So ridiculously hot.
One of my favorite fantasies is imagining myself growing fatter the longer he sleeps so that when he wakes up, he’s pressed into my much larger, softer body and feeling how excited it makes him. UNF.
Well if I wasn’t horngry before…
I’m so glad this blog exists and is willing to post my ridiculously unrealistic and sexual confessions. :3
wow I’d hate to scare off followers with MLP art like last time but
it appeals to my silly girly ways with how bright and cute everything is
It’s beautiful! I’ve always kinda shipped them. :p
This is my precious Luna hiding under the covers after her bath.
Submitted by marauderfang4931
Piggie in a blanket!
perfect tag :3
There are days that - for some inexplicable reason - I just don’t have an appetite at all. It seems silly, but I get disappointed with myself when that happens.
gpoy [also, it’s my confession.]
Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “FINISH BAGGING CUSTOMERS ITEMS”
Bottom Text: “OOPS, I HAVE MY OWN BAGS!”
It happens at least once a day to me. Sigh.