“You’re too full, and you’re begging me to be inside you, now? Well, if you have room for my cock, you have room for a few more bites.”
So ridiculously hot.
I still have Lay’s ‘Wavy’ chips & Smooth Ranch dip, Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, Mini Snickers, gummy bears, and three more packages of these suckers:
, plus my water and Dr Pepper.
I might have to end up taking pictures because of how incredibly happy (and huge) my belly is going to be.
Because I’m still not really completely full. :3
Happy happy feedee! :D
-3 Lunchables Pepperoni Pizzas
-Small bottle (about a glass and a half) of White Zinfandel
-13 oz. bag of cheddar cheese pretzel Combos
-the rest (about 8) of Keebler Cheesecake Middles cookies
-1 Little Debbie Pumpkin Delight cookie
-6 packs of fruit gushers
by my estimates (or rather, by my math), that’s about 3595 calories.
And let’s not forget washing it down with Dr Pepper.
I’m off to go weigh myself now! :3
So Domino’s has this deal right now…2 medium 1-topping pizzas, 16 Parmesan Bites, 8 CinnaStix, and a 2 liter of Coke for $20. I’m feeling like stuffing myself tonight…what do you guys think? :P Does that sound good? I’ve got my Noodle to help me (a little)! Ugh, it sounds so good!!
[This is a feedist fetish story. You’re free to not look under the cut if it’s not your thing.]
Allow me to preface by stating that this is absolutely not a love song. Troublesome things, love songs… for sweet melodies and poetic words so often belie a bitter end. But this tiresome topic, thankfully, is not the subject of this post. Rather, I come to you today to speak of the man in my dreams.
This was beautifully written.
Plus the ice cream!
That’s 2932 calories right there. Just in the last two hours.
I think that’s totally respectable, when you factor in the fact that I didn’t eat that (marvelous) dinner until 8.
I am so fat. :3
and don’t forget the pint of ice cream I just had, too! I don’t really get turned on at being over-stuffed, so I’m trying to just take it nice and slow…and my belly feels so incredible and fat. :3
and also, my dinner was fantastic: I had a bacon cheeseburger, some salt and vinegar chips, and a bunch of chopped-up raw veggies (with cheese) in Italian dressing. (Zucchini, yellow summer squash [does it have an official name, at all?], cucumbers, red peppers, tomatoes, onion, and some cheddar cheese!)
I’m gonna post a picture. That dinner was sexy.
And so am I. :3
WalMart’s yeast doughnuts shouldn’t be allowed to taste this good. Just saying.
And yes, of course you need a play-by-play. :p
a pint of (Ben & Jerry’s Blueberry Cheesecake!) ice cream and a dozen chocolate iced doughnuts. Wish me luck! :D
Waking up from a food coma to discover more pizza.
VERY good feeling.
Those lazy weekend afternoons when everything in the pantry in any amount doesn’t satisfy the hunger and my tummy is a bottomless pit.