hello random tumblr scientists!
can you explain me a thing?
why can I drink roughly 10 shots of 70 proof vodka and just get a little warm
but after drinking about 3/4 of a cup of 12 proof wine I’m feeling floaty?
I don’t get it.
Vanilla Coke is one of my weaknesses.
I love my boyfriend’s cute little ass.
I can’t wait for fall candles and sweatshirts and leaves changing and pumpkin flavored everything.
I desperately want to be better;
another part of me wouldn’t mind getting worse.
My new tattoo is really beautiful.
I want friends, especially ones that’ll smoke a bowl with me.
I want to make delicious things that people love.
I want to never do dishes again.
My job is turning me into a horrible person.
I miss you.
I spent Valentine’s Day watching people spend loads of money on flowers and cards.
All I wanted was some cheesecake but I didn’t have time to go get one for myself after I got out of work.
I know I’m pathetic but I would have liked to feel special on Valentine’s Day.
I guess my pizza last night was my treat to myself. :]
I miss this stuff. It would give me a wonderful high and let me sleep for three hours and wake up feeling like I slept an entire night.
The age old battle between a very very stuffed belly and the desire to eat ALL of something really tasty.