fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “Your bag jokes”

Bottom Text: “are not funny”]

If I ask if you need a bag, please do not effing tell me “No, I have one at home!” or “No, already got one. She’s in the car.”

a) You’re approximately the 193289548th person to tell this joke. You are not clever or inventive.

b) I do not think calling your wife a bag is amusing. In fact I find it pretty damn offensive, unless she’s standing right there beside you and is obviously okay with the joke.

c) I will not laugh. In fact, I will put on the most bored, blank expression I can until your laughter at your own hilarity has faded into awkward mumbles and fidgeting.

Seriously, just don’t make the joke at all and we’ll all be happier for it, okay?

I am so sick of this.

Also don’t come up to my register and tell me I look lonely

or ask if I was waiting just for you

or tell me that I look like I need work

Guess what asshole, I work at WalMart as a cashier

I’m not waiting just for you

your jokes aren’t funny. They never were.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “FINISH BAGGING CUSTOMERS ITEMS”

Bottom Text: “OOPS, I HAVE MY OWN BAGS!”

It happens at least once a day to me. Sigh.

Fucking this.

cats-tats-hipstertwats:

wulcan:

Local GameStop.

I would buy a medal and give it to the person who made this.

aclockworkturquoise:

flyingscotsman:[arseniic]

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “Customer says you look bored.”

Bottom Text: “Yes, because ringing you through will bring me endless joy and entertainment.”]

Of course I’m bored. But ringing you up will not relieve the boredom.

omg

omg

Please let me lose followers over this that would be hilarious xD

way too amused over these things

hahahaha

emilyyfordd:

Someone just posted this on facebook and I can’t stop laughing.

hahahahaha

Omg. I have that Pillow Pet. I named him Sir Charles. That is just so cute! ^_^

(Source: emilyfordx)