"Graceful potatoes rarely make history."

- littlemarshmallowqueen (via theorangemage)

tagged as: #chelsea #lol #what even


"Mr. Peanut is a freaky-ass motherfucker."

- littlemarshmallowqueen (via theorangemage)

tagged as: #chelsea #lol #what even #well...

You have 10 minutes to choose! 

Do I watch:

Patch Adams
What Dreams May Come
Memento
Crash

Vote now!




fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “Your bag jokes” Bottom Text: “are not funny”]
If I ask if you need a bag, please do not effing tell me “No, I have one at home!” or “No, already got one. She’s in the car.”
a) You’re approximately the 193289548th person to tell this joke. You are not clever or inventive.
b) I do not think calling your wife a bag is amusing. In fact I find it pretty damn offensive, unless she’s standing right there beside you and is obviously okay with the joke.
c) I will not laugh. In fact, I will put on the most bored, blank expression I can until your laughter at your own hilarity has faded into awkward mumbles and fidgeting.
Seriously, just don’t make the joke at all and we’ll all be happier for it, okay?

I am so sick of this.
Also don’t come up to my register and tell me I look lonely
or ask if I was waiting just for you
or tell me that I look like I need work
Guess what asshole, I work at WalMart as a cashier
I’m not waiting just for you
your jokes aren’t funny. They never were.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “Your bag jokes”

Bottom Text: “are not funny”]

If I ask if you need a bag, please do not effing tell me “No, I have one at home!” or “No, already got one. She’s in the car.”

a) You’re approximately the 193289548th person to tell this joke. You are not clever or inventive.

b) I do not think calling your wife a bag is amusing. In fact I find it pretty damn offensive, unless she’s standing right there beside you and is obviously okay with the joke.

c) I will not laugh. In fact, I will put on the most bored, blank expression I can until your laughter at your own hilarity has faded into awkward mumbles and fidgeting.

Seriously, just don’t make the joke at all and we’ll all be happier for it, okay?

I am so sick of this.

Also don’t come up to my register and tell me I look lonely

or ask if I was waiting just for you

or tell me that I look like I need work

Guess what asshole, I work at WalMart as a cashier

I’m not waiting just for you

your jokes aren’t funny. They never were.


tagged as: #lol #retail robin #submission

While taking Chelsea to work yesterday 

  • Chelsea: I don't wanna work I don't wanna work I don't wanna work!
  • Me: You just want to bang on your drum all day?
  • Chelsea: No, I wanna bang you all day.
  • Spoiler: I had to work. :(

tagged as: #me #chelsea #work #lol


fuckyeahretailrobin:

Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “FINISH BAGGING CUSTOMERS ITEMS”Bottom Text: “OOPS, I HAVE MY OWN BAGS!”
It happens at least once a day to me. Sigh.

Fucking this.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “FINISH BAGGING CUSTOMERS ITEMS”

Bottom Text: “OOPS, I HAVE MY OWN BAGS!”

It happens at least once a day to me. Sigh.

Fucking this.


tagged as: #lol #retail robin #submission


cats-tats-hipstertwats:

wulcan:

Local GameStop.

I would buy a medal and give it to the person who made this.

cats-tats-hipstertwats:

wulcan:

Local GameStop.

I would buy a medal and give it to the person who made this.

(via iou-ahuntingtrip-inthetardis)


tagged as: #omg #lol #this is good


tagged as: #lol #cats #comics


chuckhistory:

Thank you Eminem for laying down the groundwork to make this happen. 

Watch this. It’s pretty amazing. 

Thank you so much.

(via noticeablygeese)




tagged as: #lol #WHY DID I LAUGH


fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “Customer says you look bored.” Bottom Text: “Yes, because ringing you through will bring me endless joy and entertainment.”]
Of course I’m bored. But ringing you up will not relieve the boredom.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “Customer says you look bored.”

Bottom Text: “Yes, because ringing you through will bring me endless joy and entertainment.”]

Of course I’m bored. But ringing you up will not relieve the boredom.


tagged as: #lol #retail robin #submission


omg
omg
Please let me lose followers over this that would be hilarious xD

omg

omg

Please let me lose followers over this that would be hilarious xD

(via deceptiion-deactivated20130906)




way too amused over these things
hahahaha

way too amused over these things

hahahaha

(Source: mucking-fuddle)




emilyyfordd:

Someone just posted this on facebook and I can’t stop laughing.

hahahahaha
Omg. I have that Pillow Pet. I named him Sir Charles. That is just so cute! ^_^

emilyyfordd:

Someone just posted this on facebook and I can’t stop laughing.

hahahahaha

Omg. I have that Pillow Pet. I named him Sir Charles. That is just so cute! ^_^

(Source: femalexxrebel, via guineapiggies)




tagged as: #lol #retail robin #submission