When people who haven’t met my girlfriend ask about her, a part of my brain wants to describe her as follows: “She’s got a smile that fills up a room, and the rest of her is getting there…”
Every time I need a pick-me-up, I read this :3
Somebody should invent me some hover boots so I don’t actually have to be on my feet to do anything if I don’t want to.
This morning, so far, I’ve eaten:
three stadium bratwurst, in a bun with spicy brown mustard
about two pounds (ish) of incredibly tender, moist, juicy barbecued loin back ribs slathered in Sweet Baby Ray’s bbq sauce
roughly half a cup of mustard potato salad
two ears of corn, buttered
a few buttermilk and herb potato chips
a few scoops of cannoli ice cream in a cone
brown sugar-maple-rum-vanilla-cinnamon sauce glazed peaches (two full fresh ones) with vanilla ice cream
and I’m still hungry. Some days I can just never get full and I wish I could just get fatter with every bite I’m just so frustrated with this plateau. I keep gaining and losing the same ten or so pounds and I just wish I had the money to eat the way I wanted to constantly.
Unnfff, I’m so fat and frustrated.
Laying in bed when my boobs decide to casually attempt assassination via smothering. Not amused.
Hey guys, it’s been a while since I’ve shown my rolls on my blog, and a lot of thinspo blogs have been following me lately and I really hate that so just because I want to remind the world that I really freaking love my body and my fat, there’s a [nsfw] picture under the cut.
I just ate like a good little piggy all night long and then had pizza and wings and I have a huge craving for ice cream in a waffle cone and I just feel so huge and wonderful. I feel like I could just keep eating, and imagining it going to my belly is so satisfying. I wish I could capture pictures and gifs the way some of you do; I want to look as hot as I feel. I really love the thought of being sent food from a wish list, eating and making videos as I get fatter. But work keeps me exhausted and in pain and even when I feel hot as fuck, I know I don’t look it.
I wish I could just stuff myself as often as I wanted. This last 25 pounds has been so fun but I want the next 25 so badly. With 400 as my goal, I’m excited at all the new rolls that are beginning to form. I love the ways that my body is growing. I need a good photographer to document the process.
I need to quit my job so I can feel human again. But I don’t have another job lined up at the moment, so that’s out of the question. And affording work clothes for a different job that would fit me would be difficult. I’m already down to one set of work pants after the thighs from the last 3 pairs have been destroyed.
Also, belly and smile are making appearances!
Did I mention that I’m fat?
So basically I feel wonderfully fat today and also I’m basically having the perfect hair day and only my Noodle will get to witness it so I thought documentation was in order. Also I feel relatively pretty for the first time in about 4 months.
Who wants to go hang out and do stuff like lay in the grass (but not here because it’s wet) and smell good things and talk about nerd stuff and make some food with me? because those are things I feel like doing but I don’t have Ohio friends so I’ll just pretend.
I really love sex with Michael. I wish it could last for a few hours…xhsacucuci lvxtzychcwyvichc unnnnffff fat sex is so hot!!!
I finally got my hair cut and I feel 1,000,000% more like myself. It makes my face look fatter, too! :p Got up for work thinking it was Thursday but Michael told me it was Wednesday and I found out I don’t work until 5 pm. It’s a good day so far, after such a crappy night. 13 days until my trip back to New York!
Look at the dress I just ordered from eShakti. OOOOH my goodness I’m so excited I cannot wait to try this on and be bathed in lovely blue flowers. I got it for my little sister’s wedding but I have a feeling I will want to wear this lovely dress all the time. Also I will probably actually have it taken to the dry cleaners to clean it because I won’t want to ruin something so nice. :] I really love that eShakti has every style in sizes up to 36 and I also got a $25 off coupon code for signing up with them! And it was already on clearance! I only paid $57 SHIPPED! :D I really hope it fits and that I love it as much as I think I will because I do not want to have to deal with returning. And I ordered a size larger than I usually wear because I can always just, you know, grow into it if it’s too small. :P
I just felt like sharing my little bit of joy because it’s been a long time since I bought myself a pretty thing to wear that I’ve been so excited about. :)
UGH fuck nuggets -_-
Yesterday Cacique bras were buy one get one free
and so of course, today, when I finally decide that I want to get some the sale has changed to buy two get one free.
again I say fuck nuggets