I’m having a good time on vacation but I also really miss my Noodle. It’s weird being on vacation with his family…without him. I feel slightly out of place. But his niece really like me and I’m getting along with his little brother more than I thought I would and the view from the deck at our suite is incredible. But not having the closeness and the warmth that comes from being in bed or even just on the couch with my sweetie is a jarring difference to my usual pace. On the bright side, I’ve made it my goal to stay as full as I can while I’m here so I can hopefully get to my goal weight and I feel so sexy and fat around all of these thin upper-middle class yacht owners and the tourists and college kids…like my belly jiggles so much when I’m walking and I just get so tempted to dig into my softness when I feel it bounce against my thighs. There’s a wall-size mirror in one of the bathrooms that shows me just how big I’ve gotten…unnnffff. Unfortunately, it’s pretty impossible to masturbate with 6 people in a 4 person suite, sleeping on the couch bed, but that’s another reason I really wish my sweetie was here : belly rubs. They’re just not as good when you give them to yourself. But anyway….

tl;dr I’m having a good time, I really miss Noodle, and I’m hot and fat as fuck.




I love this beautiful person so much. ♥

I love this beautiful person so much. ♥




theorangemage:

A pre-everything picture, followed by two shots to show off my stubble my cute glasses. A messy dive into the world of makeup is the next step.




voreing:

here’s a video of an armadillo playing if youve never seen that before

"What even are armadillos? Little armored noot mouses." -Michael

(Source: voreing, via thefrogman)


tagged as: #so cute! #Michael #:)


theorangemage:

I would like to illustrate in pictures why being very nearsighted sucks:

  1. With glasses.
  2. No glasses.
  3. Not gonna lie, wanted to show off my eyelashes.

ALL OF THAT EYE REAL ESTATE WASTED

Good job webcam and sunlight for being so bright and tricking my webcam into ignoring my stubble.

I need to learn to makeup, I suppose.

phwoar ♥




theorangemage:

Oh yeah there’s this filtered-to-fuck shot, too.

theorangemage:

Oh yeah there’s this filtered-to-fuck shot, too.




theorangemage:

Finally brushed the damn wig…was quite tangled. I also chopped most of the bangs off because I couldn’t find a good way to use them longer.

I miss the long hair look.

♥_♥

theorangemage:

Finally brushed the damn wig…was quite tangled. I also chopped most of the bangs off because I couldn’t find a good way to use them longer.

I miss the long hair look.

♥_♥




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Pardon the half naked boyfriend model…(or don’t, because he’s super cute)…but I finished the hat! I fucked up the last couple rows because I missed the edit on the pattern, but I made a neat hat! Hooray!



tagged as: #it's us #love #Michael #cats


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"Turkey isn’t even real."

- Michael, earlier



"I had the four food groups: tree blood, whatever waffles come from, chicken, pizza."

- Michael



"Nothing in the world smells as good as the person you love."

- Unknown (via zubat)

(Source: moeyhashy, via edman93)





littlemarshmallowqueen:

theorangemage:

I dubbed this pepper “the George Clooney of bell peppers” because its fukken handsome alright?

well George Clooney tasted really good in the chili

never forget handsomest pepper 2k13
also we’re frickin weird, Noodle

littlemarshmallowqueen:

theorangemage:

I dubbed this pepper “the George Clooney of bell peppers” because its fukken handsome alright?

well George Clooney tasted really good in the chili

never forget handsomest pepper 2k13

also we’re frickin weird, Noodle


tagged as: #Michael #love #peppers