A pre-everything picture, followed by two shots to show off
my stubblemy cute glasses. A messy dive into the world of makeup is the next step.
here’s a video of an armadillo playing if youve never seen that before
"What even are armadillos? Little armored noot mouses." -Michael
I would like to illustrate in pictures why being very nearsighted sucks:
- With glasses.
- No glasses.
- Not gonna lie, wanted to show off my eyelashes.
ALL OF THAT EYE REAL ESTATE WASTED
Good job webcam and sunlight for being so bright and tricking my webcam into ignoring my stubble.
I need to learn to makeup, I suppose.
Oh yeah there’s this filtered-to-fuck shot, too.
Finally brushed the damn wig…was quite tangled. I also chopped most of the bangs off because I couldn’t find a good way to use them longer.
I miss the long hair look.
Pardon the half naked boyfriend model…(or don’t, because he’s super cute)…but I finished the hat! I fucked up the last couple rows because I missed the edit on the pattern, but I made a neat hat! Hooray!
"Turkey isn’t even real."
"I had the four food groups: tree blood, whatever waffles come from, chicken, pizza."
"Nothing in the world smells as good as the person you love."
I dubbed this pepper “the George Clooney of bell peppers” because its fukken handsome alright?
well George Clooney tasted really good in the chili
never forget handsomest pepper 2k13
also we’re frickin weird, Noodle
Hair adventures. Pretty much a success. More later.
Look at how hot my boyfriend is