Chelsea Jean. 20 years old. ISFJ.
Absolutely entirely in love with my
skinny Noodle boy.
fat [and loving it]. feedee. gainer. ommetaphobic. human. broken.
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Blog description says “may contain crossdressing” so have these pics of me in a improvised dress.
this is one of my favorite videos in the whole world
its a parrot just sort of casually practicing singing Drowning Pool’s “Bodies” to himself
IM LAUGHING SO MUCH
This has always been one of my favorite videos
I found it Michael :p
I really love sex with Michael. I wish it could last for a few hours…xhsacucuci lvxtzychcwyvichc unnnnffff fat sex is so hot!!!
Vanity post! I’m not always pretty and I’m completely okay with that. It was nice and warm today and that meant I had to work, of course. But I enjoyed a little of it outside and wanted to have a barbecue. Instead Noodle and I are having Applebee’s :3
Any time my boyfriend goes somewhere without me and takes an abnormal amount of time getting back I automatically assume he’s gotten in a car crash somewhere and I’ll never see him again because he’s dead and I start to go into panic attack mode and right at the moment I think I should call him he pulls into the driveway.
If you unironically use the term “sheeple,” we can’t be friends
at first I was like, Okay, bye then
but then I realized that you weren’t referring to the cute little Animeeples from certain board games like Agricola
I call the little sheep sheeples.
But you were referring to the dudebro term, ie, “Come on man, don’t be a sheeple. They just want you to think that (insert conspiracy theory here, perhaps.)”