Fat And Happy

Chelsea Jean. 20 years old. ISFJ.
Proud Hufflepuff
Absolutely entirely in love with my
skinny Noodle boy.
fat [and loving it]. feedee. gainer. ommetaphobic. human. broken.
& beautiful.


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theorangemage:

Blog description says “may contain crossdressing” so have these pics of me in a improvised dress.

Unnnnnfffffffff

#love  #lust  #dat ass  #Michael  

phosgenevapors:

theworstblogger:

itsvondell:

this is one of my favorite videos in the whole world

its a parrot just sort of casually practicing singing Drowning Pool’s “Bodies” to himself

IM LAUGHING SO MUCH

This has always been one of my favorite videos

I found it Michael :p

#love  #Michael  
— My sweetheart (theorangemage)

#love  #Michael  #lust  #live  #laugh  #boner  

Oh my god

That sex just blew my mind I can’t even function

4 weeks ago on May/20/2013 at 02:54pm with 0 notesReblog
#cinemagram  #gif  #i didn't mean to post this  #love  #Michael 
Cine (Taken with Cinemagram)

Our Westley says, “Hello!” :3

Cine (Taken with Cinemagram)

Our Westley says, “Hello!” :3
1 month ago on May/13/2013 at 10:55pm with 6 notesReblog
#pun  #love  #Michael 
Michael asked “Is it sacrilege that we’re playing dominoes but waiting on Pizza Hut?”

Michael asked “Is it sacrilege that we’re playing dominoes but waiting on Pizza Hut?”

1 month ago on May/08/2013 at 11:37am with 1 noteReblog
#personal  #love  #Michael  #lust  #what even  #idk 
The dangers of giving me face combining software. I’ve laughed at this for a million minutes. My boyfriend’s face on my boyfriend’s torso. I got his permission to post this, don’t worry. I mean, other than the fact that he has eyes for nipples, you gotta admit I am one lucky marshmallow :3

The dangers of giving me face combining software. I’ve laughed at this for a million minutes. My boyfriend’s face on my boyfriend’s torso. I got his permission to post this, don’t worry. I mean, other than the fact that he has eyes for nipples, you gotta admit I am one lucky marshmallow :3

As stated many times, I desperately wish I had a vibrator right now.

#personal  #love  #lust  

I really love sex with Michael. I wish it could last for a few hours…xhsacucuci lvxtzychcwyvichc unnnnffff fat sex is so hot!!!

#fuck  #personal  #sex  #fat  #fat sex  #love  #Michael  #lust  

I can’t wait for cuddles when my Noodle gets home :3

2 months ago on April/09/2013 at 03:41pm with 122,093 notesReblog
#love  #Michael 
Michael goes from ‘yawny’ to ‘dreaming through the apocalypse’ in roughly 5 minutes. :P

Michael goes from ‘yawny’ to ‘dreaming through the apocalypse’ in roughly 5 minutes. :P

(Source: sarahlcomics)


Vanity post! I’m not always pretty and I’m completely okay with that. It was nice and warm today and that meant I had to work, of course. But I enjoyed a little of it outside and wanted to have a barbecue. Instead Noodle and I are having Applebee’s :3

Dying my hair what seems to be an intense neon red-orange but what the box claims will be “Dark Intense Auburn” as self care. My scalp will probably be stained for a while and so will our bathtub but I will scrub the tub if I have to and right now I couldn’t give two shits about my scalp. When I have seriously bad nights I eat a square of dark chocolate, listen to the entire Ring The Bells EP by Satellite and smoke one cigarette out of the carton I bought six months ago when I don’t readily have other drugs available to take my mind off things and so I did that and now I’m dying my hair. I feel like I probably won’t sleep much and I work 12:30-8 today which in WalMart time is a 6 1/2 hour shift.

It’s amazing to me that I go through these periods of really bad nights but my days at work when I’m distracted and overwhelmed with smaller problems actually seem to go rather nicely, probably because I’m so preoccupied with smaller things. If I had antidepressants I feel like I could feel that way all the time again. I could handle the bigger problems if they felt smaller.

I don’t make any sense, I know. I’m just ranting and dying my scalp the color of a fire engine.

I wish I could care more about stuff again and that I wouldn’t take so much of my life for granted. Maybe a week off of work and with people actually engaging in things every day will help me feel better enough.

I love my Noodle. He brought me Taco Bell and kisses because he knew it would make me feel better. :3

I wish I knew how to help him feel better. Blergh.

Dying my hair what seems to be an intense neon red-orange but what the box claims will be “Dark Intense Auburn” as self care. My scalp will probably be stained for a while and so will our bathtub but I will scrub the tub if I have to and right now I couldn’t give two shits about my scalp. When I have seriously bad nights I eat a square of dark chocolate, listen to the entire Ring The Bells EP by Satellite and smoke one cigarette out of the carton I bought six months ago when I don’t readily have other drugs available to take my mind off things and so I did that and now I’m dying my hair. I feel like I probably won’t sleep much and I work 12:30-8 today which in WalMart time is a 6 1/2 hour shift.

It’s amazing to me that I go through these periods of really bad nights but my days at work when I’m distracted and overwhelmed with smaller problems actually seem to go rather nicely, probably because I’m so preoccupied with smaller things. If I had antidepressants I feel like I could feel that way all the time again. I could handle the bigger problems if they felt smaller.

I don’t make any sense, I know. I’m just ranting and dying my scalp the color of a fire engine.

I wish I could care more about stuff again and that I wouldn’t take so much of my life for granted. Maybe a week off of work and with people actually engaging in things every day will help me feel better enough.

I love my Noodle. He brought me Taco Bell and kisses because he knew it would make me feel better. :3

I wish I knew how to help him feel better. Blergh.

Any time my boyfriend goes somewhere without me and takes an abnormal amount of time getting back I automatically assume he’s gotten in a car crash somewhere and I’ll never see him again because he’s dead and I start to go into panic attack mode and right at the moment I think I should call him he pulls into the driveway.

nothingman:

If you unironically use the term “sheeple,” we can’t be friends

at first I was like, Okay, bye then

but then I realized that you weren’t referring to the cute little Animeeples from certain board games like Agricola

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I call the little sheep sheeples.

But you were referring to the dudebro term, ie, “Come on man, don’t be a sheeple. They just want you to think that (insert conspiracy theory here, perhaps.)”

Carry on.