Why you gotta be mean, Pusheen? Awwww

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Like if teleportation existed right now all I would want currently would be to have that sex again

because holy shit

I haven’t seen the movie, but it makes me feel a little weird that people are…surprised and making fun of how often Gatsby calls Nick “Old Sport.” Like, I feel like people that were excited to see it probably read the book and shouldn’t be that surprised?

Sorry if I don’t make sense I’m high

carryonmywincestson:

INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH

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Oh my god

That sex just blew my mind I can’t even function

wickedlydeeper:

sariandra:

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

Being 30+ on Tumblr

I’ve been waiting for this.

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

petcanadian:

australiansanta:

rosaparking:

australian bloggers are like a whole other species i love them and theyre all so frickin hot

no its almost winter here we’re freezing

no you guys don’t understand freezing. come to canada and say that to my face aussie

come to australia in summer and your face will fall off

holy shit it says that it’s currently 61 degrees Fahrenheit in Sydney Australia and you guys think that that’s freezing and that my face will fall off?

When I was 6 I lived in Alaska and we went to school and played outside until it was -50 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s -45.5 degrees Celsius!

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.

sistercrow:

montypla:

cash-crab:

baby sloths taking a bath. 

highlights include: squeaking, flower-eating

oh my god

they hang the sloths up to dry

They hang them on clotheslines OMG.  Slothlines?  This is too cute to exist.

Eeee!!!

(Source: jegeren)

I can’t trust people that write their f’s backward.

sharonosbourne:

paulbearer:

there are people who think kit kats taste good

yeah they’re called smart people

i’m just picturing this argument happening between them i mean

“there are people who think kit kats taste good”

“yeah they’re called smart people”

anus:

when you meet someone who hasnt seen mean girls

anamanajewbee:

The only way a person could not be considered curvy was if they were a fucking line.