Next time I fly, I’ll have to buy 2 seats. My outer thighs are in agony!
They’re playing Christmas music on the speakers and Mannheim Steamroller Orchestra’s Deck The Halls was just on and it made me so happy :3
2014 is so close I can almost taste the Croatoan virus.
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
Harry Potter films + Christmas
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
Jesus Christ I thought that was Neil
but that’s the wrong side of the car
how many doppelgangers do you have, sir?
God, stuff like this makes me cry so hard, because they’re doing things like this just because they know it will make people happy.
Did they just disappear a troll out of this plane of existence?
GODDAMMIT GODDAMMIT FUCK
IS ALL OF THAT PURRING COMING FROM THAT TINY THING
OH MY GOODNESS IT’S SO VOCAL IT’S ADORABLE!!!
yo guys all siamese are like this. very loud/vocal/talkative, and very, very needy/affectionate
I think if I ever got another cat it would probably be a Siamese.
ITS SO CUTE I CAN’T.
So I may not be on tumblr a whole lot throughout the next week. I get a whole seven days in NY and it’s going to be so nice to see my family and maybe even some of my friends! I’ve needed this for a long time. I just wish I had a night off with my sweetie before I go. :( He’s coming to get me around 3-ish and taking me to the airport and then going back to work. Bluh. :( Me and Ducky and Raspberry will miss you, Noodle!