safeontheotherside:

dendropsyche:

weloveshortvideos:

French Bulldog puppy argues bedtime

no way. no way. absolutely not. no.

no stop

Michael you need to see this!

(via bugsburgers)




My only goal in life is to be as sarcastic as him

(Source: forget-your-troubles-get-happy, via funus-eris)




tagged as: #Eiffel Tower #queue


I’m not sure why, I just haven’t felt like being on tumblr lately. :/ My mom, aunt, and cousin are bringing me the rest of my belongings and visiting from tomorrow to Friday so I’m reverting to night sleep at the moment. I’m sorry to everyone that I (still) haven’t responded to yet. I’ll get there, don’t give up on me. See you all kinda scarcely for a while…


tagged as: #personal #things


emifail:

blancchap:

What the hell is this Nintendo WHAT THE HELL IS THIS oh my god

NINTENDO WHAT THE FUCK

If you have 10 minutes, I promise it won’t be wasted on this

(via acatnamedhercules)




senorpacman:

allybear445:

senorpacman:

Some Basic French Expressions

for someone who speaks French….this is fucking awful. 

im sorry but im a professional frencher, this is the most accurate french language you’ll ever purchase, I promise you this

Oh my god this is awful and hilarious

(via myndabadger)





Your daily shades of the sky forecast. Monday: turquoise. Tuesday: taupe. Wednesday: robin’s egg. Thursday: turquoise-taupe. Friday: coal dust. Saturday: coal dust with chances of indigo in the late afternoon. Sunday: void.

Your daily shades of the sky forecast. Monday: turquoise. Tuesday: taupe. Wednesday: robin’s egg. Thursday: turquoise-taupe. Friday: coal dust. Saturday: coal dust with chances of indigo in the late afternoon. Sunday: void.

(Source: prioadelia, via maisiewilliams)



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vogonsrecitingpoetry:

Every day I wonder
what it would be like to just
not go back to work




I’m back in fucking 10th grade experiencing the worst days of my life up to that point…

this was on a playlist of songs I listened to when I needed to escape to my head.
Hearing it re-made in such a different way is incredible. I feel like it’s grown with me.

I’m also high as fuck




bonnibelbubblegum:

netwerking-engineer:

bonnibelbubblegum:

im a cerf, cis exclusionary radical feminist

Sorry but that’s not feminism. Excluding a huge percentage of all women from feminism purely because of their identity and orientation is not feminism.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

(via acatnamedhercules)




yomamasalizard:

Brid


I have called them brids since the first time I saw this post. This website has changed my vocabulary/life forever.

yomamasalizard:

Brid

I have called them brids since the first time I saw this post. This website has changed my vocabulary/life forever.

(via acatnamedhercules)






softerworld:

A Softer World: 1085
(I just smile and say ‘compared to what?)
buy this print

softerworld:

A Softer World: 1085

(I just smile and say ‘compared to what?)

buy this print

(via misformazing)




It’s a little after 10 am.
I’ve been playing AC:NL since yesterday (if you want my friend code, let me know!)
The ribs on the grill are almost done.
It’s lightly drizzling in one of those lovely soft chilly spring morning ways where the robins and sparrows and chickadees are singing love songs to the sky.
I made my mom’s pasta salad (special ingredients: extra sharp cheddar, pepperoni, and chick peas).
And best of all, I don’t work tonight.
I can get blazed as fuck.

Today is a good day. =]


tagged as: #personal #life's good


To all who have sent me a message lately: thank you so much. I’m sorry I haven’t replied yet. I want to give thoughtful responses to each of you, but I’ve been busy cleaning the apartment and assembling things and working and just trying to have energy in general. I’ll get back to you soon, I swear. I hope you all have a great day! (That includes you, no matter if you sent me a message or not. Unless you’re a gross creep or a hate blog. In that case, go the fuck away forever.)


tagged as: #personal #asks #friends #replies